Bar
Darlie Laundromatic
Why locals love it
Locals visit this darkened launderer to have stress marks, blotches of loneliness and smears of boredom removed in a jiffy. It's a free service - the life cleanse, not the booze - and all the staff ask in return is that we DO NOT put the following into the washing machines: poseur stains, aggro blemishes, sharp objects or grumble splotches
Why you should visit it
Remember that friend of yours who lived in a ramshackle warehouse? They'd have parties until sunrise, the floor strewn with refuse from the night before, some still dusted with magic. There was something delicious and illicit about them; you felt free. This place has all of that, minus the squalor, but with the welcome addition of Connect Four.